0. How did we meet?
allanh introduced us after a Kinsey Sicks show.

i. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Almost sixteen years worth!

ii. What was your dream growing up?
To be a teacher.

iii. What talent do you wish you had?
I'm pretty content.

iv. If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
Coke Zero.

v. Favorite vegetable?
Carrots, raw.

vi. What was the last book you read?
Alice In Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass.

vii. What zodiac sign are you?
Virgo.

viii. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Nope. My ear has healed up.

ix. Worst habit?
Eating too much.

x. If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
Of course.

xi. What is your favorite sport?
None of them really.

xii. Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Optimistic.

xiii. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Talk about boys.

xiv. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I don't talk about that.

xv. Tell me one weird fact about you.
I live in the house I grew up in.

xvi. Do you have any pets?
Nope.

xvii. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd laugh hysterically.

xviii. What was your first impression of me?
I honestly don't remember.

xix. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Creepy. Not quite scary. Definitely not cute.

xx. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd lose some of the weight I gained over the past two years.

xxi. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Conscience.

xxii. What color eyes do you have?
Green.

xxiii. Ever been arrested?
Nope.

xxiv. Bottle or can soda?
Can.

xxv. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Put it toward some household projects that have been deferred for too long.

xxvi. What's your favorite place to hang out at?
Home.

xxvii. Do you believe in ghosts?
No.

xxviii. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Sex.

xxix. Do you swear a lot?
Fuck yeah!

xxx. Biggest pet peeve?
Stupid people.

xxxi. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Weird.

xxxii. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Sometimes. Too much of what passes for "romance" in popular culture makes me want to throw up.

xxxiii. Favorite and least favorite food?
Macaroni and Cheese; broccoli.

xxxiv. Do you believe in God?
No.

xxxv. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you
Possibly, but I've done this before.

xxxvi. Favourite band/s of ALL time?
Among others: Garbage, Eurythmics, Beatles, Rolling Stones (up to 1973).