0. How did we meet?
Through David.

i. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Married. We'll see how serious it gets.

ii. What was your dream growing up?
To be an assassin or a movie director.

vii. What zodiac sign are you?
Cancer

viii. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
I tried piecing my ears twice, but they keep closing up. I think I've given up.

xii. Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Popsimistic.

xiii. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Press that big red button.

xiv. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
The cancellation of "Freaks and Geeks"

xv. Tell me one weird fact about you.
I play Minesweeper, like ALL DAY!

xvii. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
If we're home, we'd let you in, of course!


xix. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Creepy.

xxv. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Bury it in my yard.

xxix. Do you swear a lot?
Heavens, no!

xxx. Biggest pet peeve?
People.

xxxi. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Cranky.