Actually (he said, cleverly combining comments from two posts into a single answer), I believe it was you who first said, "twins...we are SO screwed", and Jen later echoed the sentiment.

But DURING the pregnancy? Let's just say that during Jen's next pregnancy, I'm not going near her without a tape recorder in my hand. :) Just to have evidence for next time.

And Jen always has the option of either making this into a friends-only post, or screening comments selectively. :)

I must make a note to myself to talk about nekkid wet mud-wrestling frozen stolen waffle fights when it's time to write the girls' next birthday poem.

I feel a Dr. Suess fit coming on ...

What rhymes with "waffles"?