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aelfie ([personal profile] aelfie) wrote2008-08-23 11:35 pm
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August 23, 2008

Press Release

JoeNJen Inc. Ltd.

JoeNJen are proud to announce a proposed launch of a new bonus beta product:

Dadeks v. 3.04*

Expected Launch Date: April 12, 2009

More details to follow in further Press Releases.





*Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, just one. No more multiples. Please. Keep fingers crossed for me.

[identity profile] airporter.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Round 1 - Single unit fired, masculine
Round 2 - Double shot fired, feminine
Round 3 - (Complete pattern here...)

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hush!!!

Well lets see.

Round 1 - max dosage fertility pills
Round 2 - max dosage fertility shots
Round 3 - did this one on my own.

[identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Round 3 - Triple shot, puppies?

[identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Actually I should clarify. That is a reference to an old joke. Three women are in the OB's office and all are pregnant. One tells the others that the position they conceived in determines the sex of the baby. For example she is having a boy because her husband was on top. The second woman says she must be having a girl because she was on top. The third breaks down in tears. The other two women console here and ask her what's wrong. Between sobs she says "i'm ... having..... puppies!"

LOL.

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I love blonde jokes. =)

[identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
The guys keep saying i'm having puppies every time I get pregnant, never happens though. We're switched it to "Fine for littering" LOL

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. that's baaaad. =)

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, we tried that last week. Didn't work.