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August 23, 2008

Press Release

JoeNJen Inc. Ltd.

JoeNJen are proud to announce a proposed launch of a new bonus beta product:

Dadeks v. 3.04*

Expected Launch Date: April 12, 2009

More details to follow in further Press Releases.





*Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, just one. No more multiples. Please. Keep fingers crossed for me.

Date: 2008-08-24 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com
It's gonna be Twin Ikes. The statistics skew in that direction.

And don't say I didn't warn you.

We'll love both of 'em anyway.

Date: 2008-08-24 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
You hush. I'm praying to the Gods of Perversity to be kind.

Date: 2008-08-24 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com
Kind? The Gods of Perversity?

Certainly, madam, you're jesting.

I wonder how much a case of GABA Calm would cost...

Date: 2008-08-24 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
Can't take it, been instructed by nutritionist from Recovery Systems to stop all amino acids immediately. I don't take too many, so this is no big deal.

Date: 2008-08-24 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com
Who said the case of GABA Calm was for YOU?

Date: 2008-08-24 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
Good point. Call it your birthday present for Joe.

Date: 2008-08-24 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hitchhiker.livejournal.com
congratulations!!!! :)

Date: 2008-08-24 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2008-08-24 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com
OMG! Congrats! Triplets?

Date: 2008-08-24 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
Hush You! Don't tempt fate!

Don't know yet, it will probably take at least 3 weeks for first ultrasound.

Oh. 3.04 its our code for 3rd generation born in america, 4th baby. Ike was 3.01, Elli 3.02, Gwen 3.03.

What can I say, we are computer geeks.

Date: 2008-08-24 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
LOL. I love teasing. I'm hoping for one happy healthy little small-ling for your family. SQUEE! One more person to live vicariously through. It's sad but already I feel the old clock saying "oh just ONE more". I'm such a breeder LOL. Not until the twins are 3 AT LEAST! I want 4 year olds and a 5 year old before #4 makes his or her appearance. I'll lose it if I have one now! Wishing you a happy healthy 9 months!

And way cool coding :).

Date: 2008-08-25 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amphipodgirl.livejournal.com
Congratulations! Here's hoping for an easy pregnancy and birth of a healthy singleton...

Date: 2008-08-26 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2008-08-25 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] airporter.livejournal.com
Round 1 - Single unit fired, masculine
Round 2 - Double shot fired, feminine
Round 3 - (Complete pattern here...)

Date: 2008-08-25 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
Hush!!!

Well lets see.

Round 1 - max dosage fertility pills
Round 2 - max dosage fertility shots
Round 3 - did this one on my own.

Date: 2008-08-25 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com
Round 3 - Triple shot, puppies?

Date: 2008-08-26 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com
Actually I should clarify. That is a reference to an old joke. Three women are in the OB's office and all are pregnant. One tells the others that the position they conceived in determines the sex of the baby. For example she is having a boy because her husband was on top. The second woman says she must be having a girl because she was on top. The third breaks down in tears. The other two women console here and ask her what's wrong. Between sobs she says "i'm ... having..... puppies!"

LOL.

Date: 2008-08-26 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
I love blonde jokes. =)

Date: 2008-08-26 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com
The guys keep saying i'm having puppies every time I get pregnant, never happens though. We're switched it to "Fine for littering" LOL

Date: 2008-08-26 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
Oh. that's baaaad. =)

Date: 2008-08-26 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
Nah, we tried that last week. Didn't work.

Date: 2008-08-26 05:33 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] themusecalliope
Congrats!
(And fingers duly crossed)

Date: 2008-08-26 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
Thank you! I need all the crossed fingers...oy.

Date: 2008-08-26 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
WHAAAAT???

And there you were talking about adopting little black meth babies.

Shifty.

I still predict a pyramid. HA!

Date: 2008-08-30 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzld1.livejournal.com
just getting caught up from being on vacation...blinkblinkblink....

SQUEEEEE!!!!!

Date: 2008-08-31 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com
That's pretty close to my reaction!

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