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aelfie ([personal profile] aelfie) wrote2008-08-23 11:35 pm
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August 23, 2008

Press Release

JoeNJen Inc. Ltd.

JoeNJen are proud to announce a proposed launch of a new bonus beta product:

Dadeks v. 3.04*

Expected Launch Date: April 12, 2009

More details to follow in further Press Releases.





*Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, just one. No more multiples. Please. Keep fingers crossed for me.

[identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's gonna be Twin Ikes. The statistics skew in that direction.

And don't say I didn't warn you.

We'll love both of 'em anyway.

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
You hush. I'm praying to the Gods of Perversity to be kind.

[identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Kind? The Gods of Perversity?

Certainly, madam, you're jesting.

I wonder how much a case of GABA Calm would cost...

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Can't take it, been instructed by nutritionist from Recovery Systems to stop all amino acids immediately. I don't take too many, so this is no big deal.

[identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Who said the case of GABA Calm was for YOU?

[identity profile] hitchhiker.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
congratulations!!!! :)

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. Call it your birthday present for Joe.

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! Congrats! Triplets?

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Hush You! Don't tempt fate!

Don't know yet, it will probably take at least 3 weeks for first ultrasound.

Oh. 3.04 its our code for 3rd generation born in america, 4th baby. Ike was 3.01, Elli 3.02, Gwen 3.03.

What can I say, we are computer geeks.

(Anonymous) 2008-08-24 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. I love teasing. I'm hoping for one happy healthy little small-ling for your family. SQUEE! One more person to live vicariously through. It's sad but already I feel the old clock saying "oh just ONE more". I'm such a breeder LOL. Not until the twins are 3 AT LEAST! I want 4 year olds and a 5 year old before #4 makes his or her appearance. I'll lose it if I have one now! Wishing you a happy healthy 9 months!

And way cool coding :).

[identity profile] amphipodgirl.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations! Here's hoping for an easy pregnancy and birth of a healthy singleton...

[identity profile] airporter.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Round 1 - Single unit fired, masculine
Round 2 - Double shot fired, feminine
Round 3 - (Complete pattern here...)

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hush!!!

Well lets see.

Round 1 - max dosage fertility pills
Round 2 - max dosage fertility shots
Round 3 - did this one on my own.

[identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Round 3 - Triple shot, puppies?

[identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Actually I should clarify. That is a reference to an old joke. Three women are in the OB's office and all are pregnant. One tells the others that the position they conceived in determines the sex of the baby. For example she is having a boy because her husband was on top. The second woman says she must be having a girl because she was on top. The third breaks down in tears. The other two women console here and ask her what's wrong. Between sobs she says "i'm ... having..... puppies!"

LOL.

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, we tried that last week. Didn't work.

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I love blonde jokes. =)

[identity profile] fyrebloom.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
The guys keep saying i'm having puppies every time I get pregnant, never happens though. We're switched it to "Fine for littering" LOL
themusecalliope: Vulpes Vulpes (Default)

[personal profile] themusecalliope 2008-08-26 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Congrats!
(And fingers duly crossed)

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. that's baaaad. =)

(Anonymous) 2008-08-26 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAAAAT???

And there you were talking about adopting little black meth babies.

Shifty.

I still predict a pyramid. HA!

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I need all the crossed fingers...oy.

[identity profile] puzzld1.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
just getting caught up from being on vacation...blinkblinkblink....

SQUEEEEE!!!!!

[identity profile] aelfie.livejournal.com 2008-08-31 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty close to my reaction!