Scenes from dinner

Okay, so...while lingering after a very yummy birthday dinner, we notice that Gwen has not only come into the house, but she is hiding behind the couch looking serious.

"What are you doing Gwen?"
"Nothing!"
"Are you pooping your panties?"
"No!"

Then she comes out from the couch sticks her fanny out with an obvious present in her panties and says
"Ta DA!!!"

My child has a silly sense of humor and has impeccable timing.