Why I don't live where it fucking snows

This morning, I've slipped on black ice and fallen, not once, but twice. And its Tuesday so its my Chiropractors day off. Ow. I've called her cell phone and am waiting patiently (when the fuck is she going to call me???? I have a splitting headache dammit!!!! And my back hurts!!!!) for her to call me back.

I'll just be moving slowly today, I don't want to sit much, I'm afraid I'll stiffen up. And I think I'm going to go heat up the hot tub too...