Too funny

[aelfie]

Okay, so next month at school is Cowboy! Month. All the lessons will be around cowboys (this month was a bakery) kinda cute. Ike brought home a cowboy hat and a scarf for us to decorate for "Icicle Ike". He just came in asking what the scarf was for.

So I starting showing him the various uses of hankys. Neckerchief, smoke inhibitor for fire, mask for holdups, kleenex. Then I remember something...the Hanky Codes.

Ike brought home a light, almost neon green hanky. After looking it up I found out that a light green hanky can mean he's either hustling or looking to pick up a hustler, depending on which pocket it gets stuffed into.

I am amused.

I wonder if the kindergarden teacher thought of this.

Probably not.

Comments

[airporter.livejournal.com]

He's a wee young for you to be puttin' him out on the streets, hon.

[aelfie.livejournal.com]

I agree...however, if I ever get to school and a bunch of these kids have them sticking out of their back pocket...I am SO taking a picture.

[puzzld1.livejournal.com]

Heh-give him a cream colored one-means into lactating mothers

[aelfie.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD that is perfect! The one phrase I've been saying to him way too much lately is "Ike quit playing with my breasts." He's told me that he can't wait for Gray to show up so that he can have nummies again.