HA!

[aelfie]

I knew this crap was bad for the kids...and my friends scoff at me 'cause I won't use it! (The hell with scoff, they think I'm being an irresponsible parent for not making sure that my kids hands aren't squeaky clean at any given point!)

http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/sanitizer.asp

Joe? Can you print that up for me? I want you to take it to kids club tommorrow. Thanks!