aelfie: (rose wtf)
For my entire adult life, as a self proclaimed sexual pervert, I have never heard of, until recently,  Betty Dodson.

Man have I been missing out on one really cool woman!

And her website is awesome too.

If all it takes to look that good at almost 80 is lots and lots of masturbation and sex...I'm up for that challenge!

Just call me Ernest.

I've got a lot of reading and youtubing to do. Joe and I already have some homework. =)


aelfie: (Default)
And I think its a good one.

"Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities." After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.


And I know several women, who, in fact did this when they were younger and they did, in fact, say that they were still virgins afterwards. And I can think of one man too who felt this way and was proud of the fact that he was "virgin" on his wedding night.

Please.

Definition via Savage Love

aelfie: (net nookie)
But I think I got a pointer from Dan Savage. Whatever...its seriously amusing me.

I give you

Christian Domestic Discipline

A relationship wherein the Husband of the House has the right and duty to correct his wife's behavior by spanking. Its not meant to be erotic. However, I am very amused.

At least I got a pointer to a leather site...there's definitely some toys there I want.



aelfie: (Default)
http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20051105/mousesongs.asp

And they aren't dressed by some kitchen wench in cute little clothes?

Coolness!

Again, I got the pointer from this month's Oprah.

Reminds me of a parakeet singing.

And sounds of Slartibartfast's boss.

HA!

Jan. 26th, 2007 03:31 pm
aelfie: (Default)
I knew this crap was bad for the kids...and my friends scoff at me 'cause I won't use it! (The hell with scoff, they think I'm being an irresponsible parent for not making sure that my kids hands aren't squeaky clean at any given point!)

http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/sanitizer.asp

Joe? Can you print that up for me? I want you to take it to kids club tommorrow. Thanks!

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