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First time I've ever seen a Weird Al song come to life

Three Dead at Party after man in a Santa suit opens fire

Dude! That's just rude!

And he's still on the lose!


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Must find way to scrape up money to buy a subscription to the Unique Lives 2009 Series. Although Caroline Kennedy was boring as hell, I think next years slate of women should be fascinating.

Gloria Steinem March 9
Carol Burnett March 23
Marlee Matlin April 27
Sarah Culberson* May 18
Madeline Albright June 4


*I had to look this lady up...I had no idea who she was.

aelfie: (pregnant biker)
And it is wonderful. I have to keep the bloody thing cooler than I'd normally like (99-100), but the little passenger demands cooler temps. At least I can still use the fabulous, awesome, and just fucking amazing jets. In the deep captains chair 4 jets hit my lower back. I am so loving this.

And I am so laboring in this tub. I might not climb out to give birth. I might just say. "Fuck it, call an ambulance, let 'em catch it here!"
aelfie: (everyone scream)
For your enjoyment. Today's Baby Blues.

(click what you can see of the picture to see the whole thing. This style chops pics. The only thing I don't like about it.)

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I cannot tell you how many times Joe has come home and this is the scene he gets. Poor man. Needless to say I've made a couple of icons out of this comic. Wanda screaming her head off is just too perfect.

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Planet is running out of clean water

I did a project my senior year of college about the status of water. At the time (15 years ago) I came to the conclusion that it was going to be very important to get the hell out of California and move north where water is plentiful and comes down from the sky in sufficient quantities for urban/surburan needs. I estimated at the time that a very severe water crisis would take place within 20-30 years. (And to be truthful, I wasn't thinking about a worldwide at the time. I was just thinking California.) I think what is coming is going to make the drought measurements we've taken today look laughable.

Nice to know experts are backing me up.

 

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(CNN) -- One sixth of the world's population does not have access to clean drinking water. More than 2 million people, most of them children, die each year from water-borne diseases.

People in India, where millions don't have access to clean drinking water,  fill buckets from a supply pipeline.

People in India, where millions don't have access to clean drinking water, fill buckets from a supply pipeline.

Water-related problems aren't restricted to the developing world. A harmful pesticide, banned by many European countries, remains widely used in the United States, where it runs into rivers and streams.

And one expert estimates California's water supply will run out in 20 years.

These sobering statistics come from "FLOW," a new documentary film about the world's dwindling water supply. The filmmakers and their sources argue a combination of factors, including drought and skyrocketing demand, have created a looming global crisis that threatens the long-term survival of the human race.

After premiering in January at the Sundance Film Festival, "FLOW" opened September 12 in New York and Los Angeles, California, and expands to more cities this week. The New York Times called the documentary "less depressing than galvanizing, an informed and heartfelt examination of the tug of war between public health and private interests."

As the film shows, some nations are banking on controversial technology, such as desalination plants that convert seawater into freshwater, to meet future water needs. Meanwhile, water has become a commodity that supports a $400 billion global industry -- the third largest behind electricity and oil.

CNN spoke to "FLOW" director Irena Salina and Maude Barlow, author of "Blue Covenant: The Global Water Crisis and the Coming Battle for the Right to Water." Some of their answers have been condensed.

CNN: Why do we have a global water crisis?

Barlow: The demand for fresh water in our world over the next 30 years is far outstripping the supply. Not that the water isn't somewhere on the planet still -- but we have polluted it, diverted it, allowed it to get poisoned by seawater. One way or another, we have taken accessible clean water ... and we have rendered it unusable. We take massive amounts [of water] and we irrigate the desert, where it evaporates. We're pumping groundwater all over the world far faster that it can be replenished by nature. We are actually running out of fresh, clean water everywhere in the world, including here in North America. We have to give up this myth of abundance. We have come to the limits of the planet.

Is climate change exacerbating the problem?

Barlow: Oh, yes. They are intricately linked. Global warming warms up massive bodies of water, which evaporate more quickly than they should. Warming is melting all the glaciers in the world. So there's no question that greenhouse gas-induced climate change is impacting water.

Your film illustrates how in some parts of the world, the public water supply is now controlled by corporations. What's wrong with privatization of water?

Barlow: When you have a demand that's growing exponentially, and a supply that's decreasing exponentially, then whoever makes the decisions around water suddenly becomes very important. Private corporations have decided that this is more important than oil. They're going to make more money and become more powerful owning and distributing water than they can from anything else. All of these [corporate] practices mean ... the poor of the world don't have access to [affordable] clean water.

The film raises an important question: Is water a commodity, like oil, or is it a common natural resource?

Barlow: That's the essential question, and until we get that straight in the world, we're going to continue to have these conflicts. And there are going to be [more] conflicts as the big superpowers seek new water sources outside their borders. There are conflicts, obviously, between the needs of humans and nature. We're taking more than our share. We argue that if you ask the question, 'Who owns water?' the answer is that nobody owns it. It belongs to the earth. It belongs to all species. It belongs to future generations. It's a public trust and a human right.

The World Bank says it's not a human right, it's a human need -- and therefore the private sector can provide this just as well as the public sector. However, we say that ... you can't deny somebody water because they can't pay for it. And we're working right now towards a covenant at the United Nations that would declare water a human right. My country, Canada, and your country, the United States, are both in opposition to this.

There's a place for [desalination and recycling] technology, and there's a place even for the private sector, but it will all have to fit into the larger twin goals of conservation and source protection on one hand, and justice and equity on the other. Those are the twin foundations of a water-secure future. There will be no human future on this planet unless we get our act together.

If we're facing a water crisis, how do we fix it?

Salina: If world leaders, the international finance institutions, the U.N. and other governmental organizations really wanted to solve the problems related to water, they would take immediate action at the national and international levels. We would see a U.N. treaty that guarantees people sufficient potable water. We would see the G8 nations step up and provide resources for the provision of water to the urban and rural poor.

If our own leaders were serious about solving problems, we would not allow corporations to discharge pollutants into our water sources. And if they were serious about solving water problems -- instead of spending billions on developing technologies that clean up pollution -- we would be using resources to prevent water pollution in the first place. It will take political will. It will also take efforts on our part as individuals and communities.

What do you hope your film accomplishes?

Salina: The film is a first step to bring some awareness. You plant the seed of awareness, then action can take place. People deeply, passionately care about their water. It's not like Americans don't care. But they need to have the tools [to get involved]. A year from now [we hope] that maybe people will look at water differently. It's coming, drop by drop. That's how we make change.

The News

Sep. 15th, 2008 06:20 pm
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Okay. I admit it. I have been gathering waaaaaay too much amusement with the News headlines regarding Hurricane Ike. Today's on CNN is just an example:

Ike leaves long trail of destruction


Which I just say to myself (okay, and Joe...and my mom) Well, DUH! Haven't you seen my house lately?

I am so wrong.

aelfie: (rose wtf)
Here's a link to the Wiggles new DVD...make sure you click on the trailer to watch....Its too silly for words.
aelfie: (psycho kitty)
I got an email about the Kinsey Sicks playing at the Herbst on the 11th.

I think that's the night my mom volunteered to watch the kids.

I may have to get tickets.

Oh. And they have a new album out too.

I must Igor it.

I hope my giggles weren't recorded.

State of me

Apr. 5th, 2008 09:21 pm
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I've been too busy this week to post as I would have liked...so I'm going to play catch up!

About 6 months ago, I volunteered to participate in my High School's Career Fair...although in many ways H.S. was miserable...I still credit the institution for my success.There I learned that I was smart, I was capable, and I could accomplish my dreams. They kinda failed in instilling a strong Catholic faith in me...but two out of three isn't bad.

About a month ago, I called ALA (American Library Association) in Chicago and talked to their recruitment department. I told them what I was doing and asked if they could send out...stuff. Posters, bookmarks, you know...schwag. A week before the event, I got this HUGE package stuffed with Posters, bookmarks, ballpoint pens, pencils, highlighters and brochures....good to know my dues are going towards cool stuff.

Anyway, as a fair participant, they asked us to be there at 7 AM...in Concord. Oy. So I set the alarm for 5:15 so I could shower and run out the door. I woke up at...6:06. Its a bit over an hours drive. FUCK! I was extremely glad I packed the car and my stuff the night before as I was in Joe's car at 6:10...as Joe put it, I was a red blur. As I drove, I needless to say, I relived memories of my youth...I was late for school! ARGH! I pulled in the parking lot at 7:10. Not bad.

Went inside, set up, blah, blah, blah. The Fair started at 7:30. There were a few girls milling the place and they congregated around the "cool" careers, the doctors, lawyers, event planner, etc. Traffic was slow around my table, duh. The organizers were walking around thanking everyone for coming...I got to meet the new Principal. She said not to worry, it would get busier and the girls would ask me about what I do. I told her, that its okay, I was there to plant seeds. When she asked what I meant, I said "I understand that being  Librarian is not a sexy job to a 17 year old girl. But when they get to their senior year of college and ask the universe "What am I going to do now?" some of them might think, well, library school isn't a bad idea. It sounds a lot better after adding up the costs of your student loans." She laughed and said good planning.

The event itself went really well, lots of girls and a few boys from across the street came up, took stuff, listened to my spiel, and asked questions. I pointed out to everyone that we can't graduate Librarians fast enough to replace retiring boomers and that people with hard science Bachelors degrees were in big demand, especially around here with all the bio-tech research firms. And that its also a fairly family friendly and flexible career. By the end I was handing out pens and pencils to anyone who walked by...I didn't want to take that stuff home...better off with the kids there.

After it was all over, I went and visited my Gram. We had a good conversation without kids bothering us. I crashed for a bit, and then I drove home. It was a long but good day.
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Thanks to [profile] leatherlion who pointed me to a NYT article on [personal profile] bearfuz 's LJ, I found out that P.F. Chang's has a dedicated Gluten Free menu.

I AM SO THERE!!!

Next time [profile] leatherlion comes to [personal profile] allanh 's for a vist, we will have to go out and indulge!

Woo HOO!
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Yesterday.

My mom knew she would get off work after a half day, so she agreed to sit on watch Ike for the day. Joe would stay home from work with the girls. Okay, back to Concord!

Ike and I drove up to Fremont so we could catch BART. Yea, I can do the drive, but my hands already hurt, so its worth the $10.20 for a round trip ticket (Ike's still free. I might have to think about this later, when he's not.) BART'ed up to Oakland, met my Mom at a transfer station, and continued to Concord. Then we went to the Hospital. My Aunt Julie was with Pop, keeping him company. We chatted for a bit, then she showed me something my Uncle Barry brought Papa that morning. It was the better half of a large cut crystal margarita glass. It was attached to an unfinished wooden base. Looked silly. I thought about it, held it up and asked Pop. "Is this the one I broke 15 years ago?" He grinned and nodded. Not bad for my Uncle. Only took 15 years to fix something.

Pop looked much better. Color was better, less tubes, no IV. He was still on the respirator but it was only doing 40% of the job. While I was there, the respiratory therapist came by and shut it off completely. So Pop was breathing on his own. Yea for him! Aunt Julie went to grab lunch and I keep Pop company until my Gram and Dad showed up. Gram stayed with Pop, and Dad and I went downstairs so I could eat too.

Back from lunch we find out that instead of having the respirator removed while we were gone like we expected, we were told that Pop now had an infection in his lungs and the respirator had to stay in until it cleared up. Great. He's coughing a lot, so the respirator is really hampering him.

Spent the afternoon in the waiting room with my family. I popped in to hold Pop's hand a few times. We left at 6:30 so he could rest, I could go home, and family could get dinner.

Trip home was uneventful. Just seemed to take frippin' forever.

We still don't know if Pop is coming home or not.

What a Day!

Jul. 2nd, 2007 11:17 pm
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Background story.
My grandparents were supposed to come down to visit us yesterday and give us some apricots from their tree. In the morning, my Gram called and said that they weren't coming down as Papa was in the hospital. His heart was bothering him again, but he should be okay. This isn't the first time he's landed in the hospital because of his heart, no biggie.

So as I was getting ready to leave the house for the gym this morning, I get another call from Gram. She said that my Dad was driving her to the hospital because the Doctor just called and told her that he's much worse and that she should start calling everyone who wants to say goodbye as he doesn't have much time left. Oh SHIT!

I call Joe, no answer on his phone. I call my mom, she offers to leave work to watch the kids so I can go say goodbye. I told her that Dad already offered. I start to pack a bag just in case we stay the night. Joe calls, I fill him in, and tell him that I'm about to walk out the door for the gym as I haven't had a shower yet. He tells me he'll meet me at home by the time I'm done.

I go to the gym. There are, I swear, 3000 kids in the kids area. Takes forever to get the kids checked in, I run down the halls to the locker and run into several of my friends from one of my Mom's groups (Not the people you are pissed at Allan). T- sees me and sees the tears and asks if I'm okay, and I said no and filled her in. She gave me a hug and offered to pray for me. (Did I mention that this group is associated with a church?) I thank her, and run into the shower. As I'm drying off a couple of the other moms comes in and asks if they can take the kids for the day or if there was anything else they could do. What wonderful people! I'm very lucky.

Blah, blah, blah. Meet Joe at home, drive to hospital. Well, grab food, drop Joe and kids at a park across the street (this was a much nicer park when I was a kid. Nicely shaded, more interesting play structures) I walk  to the hospital. Meet my Dad in the 3rd floor lobby. Walk into the CCU.


Pop looks HORRIBLE. Tubes and monitors and things that go PING! His arms are covered in tubes and bandages. A tube in his nose and one in his mouth (respirator). I've visited him in CCU before, but he's never looked this bad. He woke up when I came in and his eyes lit up and he smiled at me. I told him that he's looked better, he kinda laughs. I visit for a little bit 'cause I didn't want to wear him out. He asks for a kiss, I give him a kiss and tell him I love him, and he mouths back to me "I Love you, Jennifer." I leave and cry on my Dad's shoulder.

I talked to my Dad, he filled me in on the Dr's report. At that point, Pop had a 50/50 chance of making it. His heart is just giving up. But he could rally, again, and walk out in a couple of weeks.

Blah, blah, blah. We keep the kids contained entertained for the afternoon in 100 degree weather. Bleh. We go to Gram's house, watch a little TV. Talk to my mom, have dinner with her and take the kids swimming. Pack up, run back to Grams to get stuff we left. Get latest update. Pop's heart is failing. Its not fully pushing the blood from the chambers and letting blood back in, its getting weaker and weaker. The Doctor doesn't think Pop will come home this time.

We drive home. I finish this up, and then I'm going to go fall on my face and die for a few hours before I return tomorrow.


Cool!

Jul. 1st, 2007 04:54 pm
aelfie: (Simpsons me)
I have got to go find the one in Mountain View!

7-11 turns into Kwik-E-Mart
aelfie: (rose wtf)

Woman Dies in ER Lobby as 911 refuses to help.

From the LA Times


The only thing I can think of is that her husband should have grabbed a doctor by the ear and dragged his ass out to the lobby. But then security probably would have been all over his ass. And wow, yet another fuck-up for LAPD. Between this woman and Paris, makes ya just want to fire everyone doesn't it?
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=452163&in_page_id=1774

Very cool, but also kinda scary. This is what happens with Twin to Twin Transfusion Syndrome. Keeping my fingers crossed for these people.

HA!

Jan. 26th, 2007 03:31 pm
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I knew this crap was bad for the kids...and my friends scoff at me 'cause I won't use it! (The hell with scoff, they think I'm being an irresponsible parent for not making sure that my kids hands aren't squeaky clean at any given point!)

http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/sanitizer.asp

Joe? Can you print that up for me? I want you to take it to kids club tommorrow. Thanks!

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